Valentine’s Day 2014

I was screamed awake by my mother and brother because my brother wanted some of my deodorant.
When I groggily replied that I had none my mother immediately produced my deodorant from my hiding place and gave it to my brother.
Why she went through the trouble of waking me up to steal from me I have no idea.
When I was fully conscious I explained to her the error of her ways and like she always does she claimed to understand why I was upset.
In the afternoon she took money from me and purchased cookies just for my brother, and candy for me and my brother as a Valentine’s gift.

For dinner I ordered pizza using my Papa John’s points and added a soda to the order. The delivery guy forgot the soda and said, “Next time I’ll bring it!”
I was still charged for the full order.

Thankfully The Plain White T’s released a new Tom written song(Love You Right Back) which has me still smiling.